Do you know what it’s like to be raised by someone who didn’t want you? I do. To know you stood in the way of your mother’s career? I do. I was raised by a Cristina, my mother was a Cristina. And as the child she didn’t want, I am telling you, don’t do this to her.
Meredith: Speaking of whores, has anyone seen the lovestruck intern fawning over my husband?
Alex: April’s not an intern.
Meredith: You bat your eyes like that, you’re an intern.
Cristina: Oh don’t worry that’s not Derek’s thing. Anymore.
Meredith: I was the lovestruck intern. It is his thing.
Cristina: You know he’s grown out of it!
Alex: Of what? Chicks who shave their legs and laugh at his jokes? Sure he’s grown out of it.
Meredith: I shave my legs. Sometimes.