“YOU WANT BIGGER HOLES? SUUUUUUUUUURE LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT!”
This needs to happen to everyone who does this shit to their ears, not only because they look ridiculous and need to be made aware of just how ridiculous they look, but because it’s Goddamn funny.
Oh, do NOT even get me started on this bullshit. That’s a freedom of expression that somebody CHOOSES to do. That’s their body, and you are technically violating it. I do not care if you think they look stupid, what right do you have to padlock someone’s ear? People think one of my tattoos is stupid, should they restrain me and laser it off of me? If they thought my nose ring or Monroe was stupid, should they yank it off my face? She’s lucky that was her brother and not some random stranger where she couldn’t get the key back. Her lobes aren’t even that large! If someone did that to my lobes (which they couldn’t since mine are only 4’s), believe me, they would have a padlock shoved up their ass. That could very much damage that lobe. So fuck off, asshole.